It's three-thirty in the morning. Why the heck am I up? Read the previous post.

Some things I notice when I've been sitting at a desk for 8 hours straight, drugged up with caffeine:

I'm so lucky I have a comfortable chair. It has a little knob on the bottom for height adjustment. I didn't realize that before. Up. Down. It makes this really cool swooshing sound. Swooooooooooosh. Up. Down. Swooooooooooosh.

That mosquito is just WAITING for me to fall asleep so it can suck my precious blood out of my system. Yeah, I hear you snickering. You think you're so clever because you're in the one corner of the room where I can't get you? Do ya? DO YA? I'll get you. You wait. *glares*

I didn't know that my pen was this cool. The simple, yet extremely effective design of the Pilot G-2 07 pen blows my mind. Click. Click. Clickclickclickclickclick.

There's this monstrous zit on my back. Any bigger and it looks like it could be used as a megadome for the American Gladiators arena. Too bad I can't see it without the help of my webcam or a mirror.

The Chem book thinks it can boss me around. "List the steps you would take to calculate the molar mass of any compound." What if I don't want to? Huh? What're you gonna do? Bite me? ... Ohhh. I need YOU to do the homework? Very well, "your Majesty." [makes those little quotation marks in the air with fingers]

The mouse looks like a mouse. Just add a little nose and some eyes, and little padded feet, and BOOM. mouse. Perhaps a little construction paper..

I've gone to pee 7 times now. I think it has something to do with the caffeine. Maybe I should collect my pee and present it for my project. "All the blood, sweat, and pee that went into this presentation..."

This white-out tape thing is making me angry. Easier, faster, cleaner?! I object! It doesn't work properly!! I want a refund!! Oh, wait. How'd it get all twisted up? Maybe I shouldn't have been pretending to be Spiderman. Go, web!!

Look at the widdle spots.. Let's catch the cute widdle spots.. Get back here.. oooo.. if I rub my eyes, the spots get BIGGER and they kinda swim around.. Swim, spotties!! Swim like you've never swum before!! weeeeeeoohhh...

Caffeine!! ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! w00t w00t caffeine!! ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe-BOOM!!! More. MORE!!

Written by jihwan at 03:28 AM. Filed under Rants.

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